You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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