Its about making memories worth repressing
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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