We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
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Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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