VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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