either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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