I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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