She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
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