the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
i love accidental penises.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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