she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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