Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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