You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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