They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
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I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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