she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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