absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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