The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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