watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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