Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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