Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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