i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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