YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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