yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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