You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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