dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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