Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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