I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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