i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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