There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
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We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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