That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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