She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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