Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
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The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
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MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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