She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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