are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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