Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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