I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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