am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
There's even glitter on my cock...
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