did you get engaged???
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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