: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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