I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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