So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
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I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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