he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I skipped work to stalk him.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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