If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
My Sexting was not on an AP level
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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