In America we eat man semen.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
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I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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