You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
It's never too late to be topless.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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