Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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