i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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