i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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