he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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