just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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