Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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