More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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