u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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