Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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