My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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